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#01
Tarrytown / WESTCHESTER

Set Back Inn

Pool, darts, sports on the TVs, and a neighborhood-bar kind of night.

33 Main St, Tarrytown, NY 10591

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White Plains / WESTCHESTER

O'Connor's Public House

An Irish-style sports bar in the middle of White Plains.

93 Mamaroneck Ave, White Plains, NY 10601

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Tarrytown / WESTCHESTER

Demeter's Tavern

A long-running local tavern with a patio and plenty of game-day energy.

51 Old White Plains Rd, Tarrytown, NY 10591

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Tarrytown / WESTCHESTER

The Tapp

Rotating drafts, game nights, and karaoke in a casual downtown room.

17 N Broadway, Tarrytown, NY 10591

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Yonkers / WESTCHESTER

Burke's Restaurant & Bar

A bar-and-grill stop for burgers and a late-night drink.

645 Bronx River Rd, Yonkers, NY 10704

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New Rochelle / WESTCHESTER

Beechmont Tavern

A neighborhood tavern for wings, burgers, and drinks.

750 North Ave, New Rochelle, NY 10801

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Peekskill / WESTCHESTER

Slainte

Pints, pub food, sports, and music in downtown Peekskill.

21 S Division St, Peekskill, NY 10566

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Yonkers / WESTCHESTER

Moriarty's Bar

An Irish-American pub with live music and classic pub fare.

986 McLean Ave, Yonkers, NY 10704

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PUBLIVE MUSIC
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