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ILLINOIS BAR FILES

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POPULAR CITIES IN IL

Chicago 1,629Springfield 100Rockford 74Joliet 65Peoria 63Bloomington 47Champaign 47Berwyn 40Alton 39Quincy 39Naperville 38Aurora 37Moline 37Belleville 35Schaumburg 35Decatur 34Waukegan 34Oak Lawn 29Tinley Park 27Galesburg 26Rock Island 26McHenry 24Des Plaines 23Kankakee 23Lombard 23Orland Park 23St Charles 23Elmhurst 22Plainfield 22Danville 21Dixon 21Evanston 21Forest Park 21Frankfort 21Streator 21Cicero 20East Peoria 20East St Louis 20Effingham 20Blue Island 19Crystal Lake 19Lemont 19Morris 19Peru 19Elgin 18Geneva 18Ottawa 18South Elgin 18Crestwood 17Freeport 17Melrose Park 17Rock Falls 17Villa Park 17Antioch 16Bolingbrook 16Downers Grove 16Granite City 16Lisle 16Loves Park 16Rosemont 16Calumet City 15East Moline 15La Salle 15Oak Forest 15Woodstock 15Arlington Heights 14Brookfield 14Centralia 14Collinsville 14Crest Hill 14East Dubuque 14Galena 14Grayslake 14Oglesby 14Pekin 14Waterloo 14Belvidere 13Marion 13Midlothian 13Murphysboro 13

CHICAGO // 1,631 BARS

RANDOM DIVE-O-MATIC

#01
Chicago / IL

1150 Bar

1550 N Kingsbury St, Chicago, IL 60642

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WINE BAR
#02
Chicago / IL

120 Ultra Lounge

580 E Illinois St, Chicago, IL 60611

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

LOUNGE
#03
Chicago / IL

16th Street Bar | Lounge

75 E 16th St, Chicago, IL 60616

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

COCKTAIL BAR
#04
Chicago / IL

1959 Kitchen & Bar

230 W North Ave 2nd Floor, Chicago, IL 60610

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

PUB
#05
Chicago / IL

1959 Kitchen & Bar

230 W North Ave, Chicago, IL 60610

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

PUB
#06
Chicago / IL

20 East

20 E Delaware Pl, Chicago, IL 60611

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BAR
#07
Chicago / IL

240 Lounge and Cafe

3948 W Lawrence Ave, Chicago, IL 60625

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LOUNGE
#08
Chicago / IL

260 Sports Bar

260 W 26th St, Chicago, IL 60616

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SPORTS BAR
#09
Chicago / IL

2Bears Tavern Uptown

1140 W Wilson Ave, Chicago, IL 60640

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GAY BAR
#10
Chicago / IL

2Twenty2 Tavern

222 S Wabash Ave, Chicago, IL 60604

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BAR
#11
Chicago / IL

2bears Tavern Group

6406 N Clark St, Chicago, IL 60626

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BAR
#12
Chicago / IL

2h Cafe and Bar

5074 N Lincoln Ave, Chicago, IL 60625

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BAR
#13
Chicago / IL

40th Floor - The Library

190 S La Salle St, Chicago, IL 60603

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COCKTAIL BAR
#14
Chicago / IL

430 W Diversey - PPM Apartments

430 W Diversey Pkwy, Chicago, IL 60614

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BAR
#15
Chicago / IL

439 Nightclub

439 N Ogden Ave, Chicago, IL 60642

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

PUB
#16
Chicago / IL

50 Yard Line

69 E 75th St, Chicago, IL 60619

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LOUNGE
#17
Chicago / IL

511 North Lounge

511 N Columbus Dr, Chicago, IL 60611

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

LOUNGE
#18
Chicago / IL

52Eighty

166 E Superior St, Chicago, IL 60611

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

HOTEL BAR
#19
Chicago / IL

55th and Lake Park

5500 S Lake Park Ave, Chicago, IL 60637

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BAR
#20
Chicago / IL

5th Province

4626 N Knox Ave, Chicago, IL 60630

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IRISH PUB
#21
Chicago / IL

6 Degrees

1935 N Damen Ave, Chicago, IL 60647

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BAR
#22
Chicago / IL

606 BARZ

4000 W Belden St, Chicago, IL 60639

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

BAR
#23
Chicago / IL

694 Wine & Spirits

694 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60642

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

WINE BAR
#24
Chicago / IL

80 Proof

1500 N Wells St, Chicago, IL 60610

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

BAR
#25
Chicago / IL

858 Lounge

858 W Lake St, Chicago, IL 60607

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

LOUNGE
#26
Chicago / IL

9705 Cocktail Lounge

9705 S Halsted St, Chicago, IL 60628

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

COCKTAIL BAR
#27
Chicago / IL

A Mano

335 N Dearborn St, Chicago, IL 60654

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

LOUNGE
#28
Chicago / IL

A. J. Hudson's Public House

3801 N Ashland Ave, Chicago, IL 60613

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

SPORTS BAR
#29
Chicago / IL

AI Art Beauty

902 Braxton Street, Chicago, IL 60606

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BAR
#30
Chicago / IL

ALULU Brewery and Pub

2011 S Laflin St, Chicago, IL 60608

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

BREWERY
#31
Chicago / IL

Abram Gale Sports Bar

2366 N Neva Ave, Chicago, IL 60707

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

SPORTS BAR
#32
Chicago / IL

Acadia

1639 S Wabash Ave, Chicago, IL 60616

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

BAR
#33
Chicago / IL

AceBounce

230 N Clark St, Chicago, IL 60601

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

SPORTS BAR
#34
Chicago / IL

Aces Liquor and Tap

4441 W Armitage Ave, Chicago, IL 60639

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

BAR
#35
Chicago / IL

Adams Street Brewery

17 W Adams St, Chicago, IL 60603

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

BREWERY
#36
Chicago / IL

Adamus

10 S Wabash Ave, Chicago, IL 60603

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

LOUNGE
#37
Chicago / IL

After

1338 W Fulton St, Chicago, IL 60607

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

LOUNGE
#38
Chicago / IL

AfterBar

310 S Canal St, Chicago, IL 60606

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

COCKTAIL BAR
#39
Chicago / IL

Aire Rooftop Bar

100 W Monroe St, Chicago, IL 60603

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

COCKTAIL BAR
#40
Chicago / IL

Alarmist Brewing and Taproom

4055 W Peterson Ave Ste Rear, Chicago, IL 60646

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

BREWERY
#41
Chicago / IL

Ale Syndicate Brewers

2601 W Diversey Ave, Chicago, IL 60647

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

BREWERY
#42
Chicago / IL

Aleman Brewing Company

3304 N Knox Ave, Chicago, IL 60641

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

BEER BAR
#43
Chicago / IL

Alibaba Hookah Bar

4046 W Lawrence Ave, Chicago, IL 60630

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

HOOKAH BAR
#44
Chicago / IL

All Rise Brewing Co

235 N Ashland Ave, Chicago, IL 60607

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

BREWERY
#45
Chicago / IL

Allegro Bar

171 W Randolph St, Chicago, IL 60601

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

BAR
#46
Chicago / IL

Allstars Sportsbar & Grill

555 W Madison St, Chicago, IL 60661

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

SPORTS BAR
#47
Chicago / IL

Alma

3630 N Clark St, Chicago, IL 60613

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

COCKTAIL BAR
#48
Chicago / IL

Almost Home Tavern & Grill

3801 N Clark St, Chicago, IL 60613

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

SPORTS BAR
#49
Chicago / IL

Alpana

831 N State St, Chicago, IL 60610

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

WINE BAR
#50
Chicago / IL

Amaru

1904 W North Ave, Chicago, IL 60622

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

COCKTAIL BAR

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