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HUMBLE // 37 BARS

RANDOM DIVE-O-MATIC

#01
Humble / TX

Allure

11411 N Sam Houston Pkwy E, Humble, TX 77396

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HOOKAH BAR
#02
Humble / TX

Applebee's Grill + Bar

6925 Fm 1960 Rd E, Humble, TX 77346

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

PUB
#03
Humble / TX

Bar88

11411 N Sam Houston Pkwy E, Humble, TX 77396

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BAR
#04
Humble / TX

Boozers Bar

226 1st St E, Humble, TX 77338

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DIVE BAR
#05
Humble / TX

BreWingZ Restaurant and Bar

9717 Farm to Market 1960 Bypass Rd W, Humble, TX 77338

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

SPORTS BAR
#06
Humble / TX

Buffalo Wild Wings

9477 FM 1960 Bypass, Humble, TX 77338

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

SPORTS BAR
#07
Humble / TX

Buffalo Wild Wings

6840 FM-1960 E, Humble, TX 77346

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SPORTS BAR
#08
Humble / TX

Charlie's Watch Bar

20669 W Lake Houston Pkwy, Humble, TX 77346

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SPORTS BAR
#09
Humble / TX

Crazy Girl Saloon

444 FM-1960-BYPASS Rd E, Humble, TX 77338

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DIVE BAR
#10
Humble / TX

Daddy's Daiquiri

11411 N Sam Houston Pkwy E, Humble, TX 77396

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COCKTAIL BAR
#11
Humble / TX

Daiquiris To Go

3201 FM 1960 Rd W, Humble, TX 77338

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LOUNGE
#12
Humble / TX

Euphoria Lounge

21614 Aldine Westfield Rd, Humble, TX 77338

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LOUNGE
#13
Humble / TX

Fabrica de micheladas

7015 N Sam Houston Pkwy E, Humble, TX 77396

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BAR
#14
Humble / TX

H2O Hookahs

8650 N Sam Houston Pkwy E Ste 200, Humble, TX 77396

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HOOKAH BAR
#15
Humble / TX

Horseshoe Lounge

7015 Manor Way, Humble, TX 77396

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DIVE BAR
#16
Humble / TX

Ingenious Brewing Company

1986 S Houston Ave, Humble, TX 77396

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BREWERY
#17
Humble / TX

Kilted Realtor Pub & Grill

20530 Perryoak Dr, Humble, TX 77346

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PUB
#18
Humble / TX

Legacy Lounge Event Center

19333 Eastex Fwy, Humble, TX 77338

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LOUNGE
#19
Humble / TX

Lloyd's Bar

111 N Avenue A, Humble, TX 77338

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DIVE BAR
#20
Humble / TX

Los Amigos Sport Bar

2206 Farm to Market 1960 Rd E, Humble, TX 77338

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SPORTS BAR
#21
Humble / TX

MICHELADAS EL BUCANERO

39 W Main St, Humble, TX 77338

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BAR
#22
Humble / TX

Mojo's Sports Grille

18323 W Lake Houston Pkwy, Humble, TX 77346

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SPORTS BAR
#23
Humble / TX

Montana's Saloon

229 Farm to Market 1960 Bypass Rd E, Humble, TX 77338

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DIVE BAR
#24
Humble / TX

Moonshine Hill Saloon

231 Moonshine Hill Loop, Humble, TX 77338

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DIVE BAR
#25
Humble / TX

Newtex Wines and Spirits

20669 W Lake Houston Pkwy, Humble, TX 77346

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WINE BAR
#26
Humble / TX

Next Level Grooming Lounge

1410 FM 1960 Bypass Rd E, Humble, TX 77338

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BAR
#27
Humble / TX

On the Rox Sports Bar & Grill

7054 FM-1960 E, Humble, TX 77346

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SPORTS BAR
#28
Humble / TX

Rusty Nail Bar

4611 Farm to Market 1960 Rd E, Humble, TX 77346

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BAR
#29
Humble / TX

Shamrocks Pub & Grill

228 W 1st St, Humble, TX 77338

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IRISH PUB
#30
Humble / TX

Stetsons Nightlife

19304 US-59, Humble, TX 77338

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BAR
#31
Humble / TX

Texan's Saloon Warehouse

528 Atascocita Rd, Humble, TX 77396

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SPORTS BAR
#32
Humble / TX

The Neon Possum

2830 E Richey Rd, Humble, TX 77338

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BAR
#33
Humble / TX

The Runway

6303 FM 1960 Rd W, Humble, TX 77338

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BAR
#34
Humble / TX

The Smoking Room Lounge

236 1st St W, Humble, TX 77338

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LOUNGE
#35
Humble / TX

Timeout Tavern

7540 FM 1960, Humble, TX 77346

NO VOTES YET · BE THE FIRST

SPORTS BAR
#36
Humble / TX

Top 10 Cigars

A 5520 FM 1960 E. Ste, Humble, TX 77346

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LOUNGE
#37
Humble / TX

WHISKEY THUMPER

9522 N Sam Houston Pkwy E, Humble, TX 77396

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BAR

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