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THE WOODLANDS // 24 BARS

RANDOM DIVE-O-MATIC

#01
The Woodlands / TX

AVIA The Woodlands

9595 Six Pines Dr Ste 1100, The Woodlands, TX 77380

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HOTEL BAR
#02
The Woodlands / TX

Avanti Italian Kitchen & Wine Bar

8540 Creekside Forest Drive, Suite C 100, The Woodlands, TX 77375

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WINE BAR
#03
The Woodlands / TX

Avanti Italian Kitchen & Wine Bar - Creekside

8540 Creekside Forest Dr Ste C 100, The Woodlands, TX 77375

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WINE BAR
#04
The Woodlands / TX

Beer & Wine Bar

1925 Hughes Landing Blvd Ste 100, The Woodlands, TX 77380

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BAR
#05
The Woodlands / TX

Blend Bar

1701 Lake Robbins Dr, The Woodlands, TX 77380

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LOUNGE
#06
THE WOODLANDS / TX

Boardough Vino

4223 RESEARCH FOREST Dr, THE WOODLANDS, TX 77381

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WINE BAR
#07
The Woodlands / TX

Borski's

I-45 North, The Woodlands, TX 77378

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BAR
#08
The Woodlands / TX

Broken Barrel

1950 Hughes Landing Blvd, The Woodlands, TX 77380

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LOUNGE
#09
The Woodlands / TX

Cellar Twenty Four

6700 Woodlands Pkwy, The Woodlands, TX 77382

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WINE BAR
#10
The Woodlands / TX

Crú Food & Wine Bar

9595 Six Pines Dr Ste 650, The Woodlands, TX 77380

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WINE BAR
#11
The Woodlands / TX

Jasper’s The Woodlands - Closed Indefinitely

9595 Six Pines Dr, The Woodlands, TX 77380

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BAR
#12
The Woodlands / TX

Kayla's Lash Lounge

51 Aventura Pl, The Woodlands, TX 77389

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LOUNGE
#13
The Woodlands / TX

Local Pour

1900 Hughes Landing Blvd, The Woodlands, TX 77380

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IRISH PUB
#14
The Woodlands / TX

Luca & Leonardo Ristorante

20 Waterway Ave Ste 105, The Woodlands, TX 77380

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BAR
#15
The Woodlands / TX

Mahoney's

24 Waterway Ave #100, The Woodlands, TX 77380

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BAR
#16
The Woodlands / TX

Mahoney's Texish Bar & Restaurant

24 Waterway Ave Ste 100, The Woodlands, TX 77380

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PUB
#17
The Woodlands / TX

Postino WineCafe

2025 Hughes Landing Blvd, The Woodlands, TX 77380

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WINE BAR
#18
The Woodlands / TX

Sidebar

2 Waterway Square Pl, The Woodlands, TX 77380

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COCKTAIL BAR
#19
The Woodlands / TX

Sixty Vines The Woodlands

9595 Six Pines Dr, The Woodlands, TX 77380

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WINE BAR
#20
The Woodlands / TX

TGI Fridays

1105 Lake Woodlands Dr, The Woodlands, TX 77380

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PUB
#21
The Woodlands / TX

Tailgators Pub and Grill

8000 Highway 242, The Woodlands, TX 77385

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PUB
#22
The Woodlands / TX

Texascraftbeerclub.com

2121 Golden Rd Ste 2C, The Woodlands, TX 77380

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BAR
#23
The Woodlands / TX

The Refuge Bar & Bistro

24 Waterway Ave Ste 110, The Woodlands, TX 77380

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BAR
#24
The Woodlands / TX

Woodlands Fine Cigars

414 Sawdust Rd, The Woodlands, TX 77380

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